recumbent riders
Scientific name: “Mobilius Reclinus”
By Ron Richings
can be seen: Occasionally seen on most bike
routes, but particularly where the route is flat,
e.g. False Creek. Recumbent riders frequently
have an aversion to hills (unless they’re going
down, of course). Usually seen smiling since
their hands and butts don’t hurt, although
recumbutt* can strike without warning.
distinguishing characteristics: Odd
sunburn patterns, notably on the knees.
Particularly virile, since the blood flow to
important organs and appendages has not
been reduced, unlike riders on those funny
upright bikes.
unique qualities: Mostly male, beards not
mandatory but preferred. Most often in their
40s or older. Younger riders usually don’t have
the money or the experience to understand that
these bikes are the future, despite the catcalls
from upright cyclists. “Laid back” personalities.
Mirrors? Yes, whether on helmet or multiples
on handlebars.
religious icon: St. Thomas Reclinus, the
patron saint for people who do things lying
down.
transit wish: TransLink will install racks on
buses that can hold a seven-foot-long recumbent.
christmas wish: Front fairing (wind screen) to
let them ride just a little bit faster (and keep the
bugs off).
bike store question: “Do you have an eleven
foot chain?”
clothing question: “Where do I get a cycling
jersey with three pockets on the front?”
FAQs: What is that thing? Did you make it
yourself?
website of choice: Bentrideronline.com
* Short form of “recumbent butt”: Pain in the gluteous maximus
muscles caused by riding certain recumbent bicycles at fast speeds.
Mooie beschrijving van "de ligfietser"
Mooie beschrijving van "de ligfietser"
Ik rij nu wel op een bukker 8-)
Maar ik mis wel echt mijne ligger
Maar ik mis wel echt mijne ligger
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- Berichten: 2588
- Lid geworden op: wo 18 jan 2006, 21:27
- Postcode: 2570
- Fiets: gazelle opa fiets met remstangen
- Locatie: Duffel, 200m van FKP 66
- Velomobiel: C²'Q76 °2003
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